From the Announcer
A SHORT STORY
Posted On Jun. 08, 2007
A SHORT STORY
"Hey Tony, check her out, pretty cute eh?"
"Davey, my man, no no, don't you know who that is?"
"Yeah, I've seen her around. Look at those easy curves!"
"Davey, seriously, don't you remember when Denny dated her a few years ago? He had to take antibiotics for weeks to get rid of that stuff she gave him."
"Yeah, but look at those high cheekbones."
"Remember a couple years ago when Greg went out with her for awhile? She stole about every dollar he had."
"Yeah, but those lips....look at those lips!"
"Well, how about what she did to Jerry last year? She went on shopping sprees, cheated on him, and then threw his stuff out on the lawn."
"Yeah, but I love the way she walks."
"Well, you should see the way the dude that was with her after Jerry walks. I hope the lotion helps with that rash."
"Yeah, but I'm not them!"
"Davey, put the beer down, get a clue, walk away, and don't allow yourself to become them. By the way, did you hear that the Omaha Tribe shut down Blackbird Bend Speedway before July again?"
"Hey Tony, I bet I could make that track work!"
"Okay Davey, time to give me your keys before somebody gets hurt."
The End (Hopefully)
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